This is what happened last time people made robot ninjas.

As with so many relationships, our one with Borderlands started out as true love, went a tad rocky and then turned into complete and utter hatred..

Even a sincere attempt at reconciliation left us irritated and bored and we’d hoped that Borderlands would do the honourable thing and fuck right off into fucking obscurity.

Well, no such fucking luck as Gearbox have announced a new DLC package to hit the Marketplace in September.  Titled ‘Claptrap’s New Robot Revolution‘ and adding a new choresome level cap (71) and no doubt another hundred or so tedious fetch quests, our expectation levels for this are even lower than what we’d have for Pirates Vs Ninjas: Dodgeball 2.

We just hope it doesn’t have achievements attached as we long since lashed our copies of B’lands. Anyway, it’ll be £6.80 (800M$P) and it won’t be any fun.  Expect a review on the site within a week of it landing.  Possibly.

Not Carl Weathers.

Irrational Games, the chaps behind Bioshock but not the gashier sequel, have announced their latest project.  Bioshock Infinite finally takes the series outside of the damp corridors and into a whole new setting.  Namely the sky-city of Columbia.

Aside from the usual indoors action, you can also take to the skies which makes this a far more attractive proposition than the original two games.  Especially when you gush your pants over screenshots like THIS.

Anyway, if you want more info then head over to the official web page and swoon over more screenies. Consider us semi-excited by this one.

1-800-PISS.... ooh! Here it comes!

If your workplace is anything like some of ours (ie – cunts with the internet policies of North Korea) and are finding PEOWW to be just too much for your phone, well fear not as we’re now Apple/Android friendly.

Viewing the PEOWW that BLEOWWS on a phone will now bring it up in spectacular neat-o-vision.  It’s all very neat and tidy.   Shame it’s taken me the best part of FOUR HOURS to make it work.  Anyway, enjoy.  Enjoy us in your pants.

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Those ruiners of all things good, EA, are selling stats as DLC on NHL 2011.  Now, as a British site we don’t really give a fuck about NHL or indeed any sports where the action is faster than our eyes, but we have to admit to feeling a little sick at the thought of EA selling such things as a +1 boost to goalie aggressiveness for 68 pence.

Now yes, ‘blah blah no-one’s making you buy it.’  Shut the fuck up, that’s not the point.  The point is EA shouldn’t sell this kind of thing as it’s just a cheap way to make a few more quid while ruining things online as it’ll benefit those people who are stupid enough to buy it.  That’s our issue.  Stop selling advantages to lazy, stupid players online.  But actually, more importantly, stop selling shit.