I'll be your Huckleberry.

In a move that’ll please bounty hunters and outlaws alike, Rockstar have issued an ultimatum to  the cheating scum who are ruining Red Dead: Redemption online.  The cheats have been using hacked weapons and abilities to lord it over good honest folks but now they now have until the 24th of this month to repent for their sins and delete their cheaty save games and log back in to the game.  Failure to do so will lead to a revolver’s worth of ban-bullets at motherfucking high noon for the pesky varmints who refuse to comply. 

Well done, Rockstar.  It’s good to see a dev team taking this kind of thing seriously.  Hopefully EA will learn from your good work in time for FIFA 2011.