Ooer!

That’s the facts apparently.  Okay so they (dunno, can’t be bothered checking) only polled a thousand blokes but two out of three prefer gaming over a bit of sauciness because they their partners were “too hard to please” or “not as much fun”.

More anti-gamer propaganda?  Yeah probably, I mean it’s ridiculous.  After all I know what I was doing late last night eh.. eh.. say no more… wink wink…*

*playing Peggle.

Giving Onechanbara a run for its money.

Well this wasn’t too unexpected.  Microsoft have banned an XNA game that was basically Arkanoid with soft porn in the background.  Homebrew games with porn in them is a tradition that has so far only been enjoyed by sweaty PC gamers and Microsoft are keeping it that way.

Either that or they are saving it for a proper Xbox Live Arcade release.  Which would be ace, if only for the potential achievements.  Oh well, you’ll have to search the seedy world of PC homebrew if you want anything similar but for now let’s all share a chuckle at the cancelled game’s name.  Break One Out.  Phenomenal.

Shitknot more like.

Brace yourselves.  Microsoft have decided to get Xbox Live rocking with their latest Deal of the Week.  You remember the dark days when the Iowa Mission pack for Battlestations: Midway used to cost 400M$P?  Well, get ready for save-o-time because, for one week only, Microsoft are literally slashing the price to a recession-busting 320M$P.

That’s right!  It was £3.40 and now it’s a ludicrously low £2.72.  I don’t own Battlestations: Midway but I’m still buying that DLC because I know a fucking bargain when I see one and I see one right now!  Expect customer confidence to surge and for all the global markets to start getting better.  That 68p saving is getting spent today.  I might even put it towards some gamerpics or a nice theme.  Anyone who says that Microsoft are laughably tight cunts are not welcome here at PEOWW – “officially owned by Microsoft” since 2007.