Two out three men prefer games to sex.

Ooer!

Ooer!

That’s the facts apparently.  Okay so they (dunno, can’t be bothered checking) only polled a thousand blokes but two out of three prefer gaming over a bit of sauciness because they their partners were “too hard to please” or “not as much fun”.

More anti-gamer propaganda?  Yeah probably, I mean it’s ridiculous.  After all I know what I was doing late last night eh.. eh.. say no more… wink wink…*

*playing Peggle.

4 Responses to “Two out three men prefer games to sex.”

  1. Ambient says:

    You’re doing it wrong.

  2. Rich says:

    I know, I just can’t get that last fucking peg!

  3. Prolescum says:

    Are you using the right lacquer?

  4. Brian says:

    More like 2 out of 3 men who can’t get laid say they prefer gaming to sex! Come on, we all know that sex is what men want, not a game – not even Halo 4 or GTA 5.

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