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PEOWW 2.0 comes to an end.

Monday, November 26th, 2012

Hello, Loves!

Well that was fun.  A bonus month of unfuckwittable PEOWW sex in your mouth.  We came to get our revenge on the games industry that murdered our families and left us disfigured but it seems the games industry has eaten itself and shat out nothing but cunts.

We’re off to get in our day-glo flying alien Chevy Malibu and try our hand at something new, something different, something that doesn’t have money-hungry publishers and supplicant game sites sucking off PR cunts for a mouthful of the next AAA blockbuster piece of shit.  Something that isn’t ‘free to play’ or full of day one DLC.  Something that isn’t voiced by Nolan North.  Something that isn’t a generic sequel to something we loved ten years ago.  Something that isn’t brought to you by the fucking GMAs or sites give out good reviews based on box art.  Something that isn’t a Peter Molyneux experiment or a fucking Kickstarter.

As ever, everything we did was for our readers, apart from the in-jokes.  They were mostly for the three of us who still play on Live but we hope we gave you a giggle and told you what lemons to avoid.  Or buy!

Thanks for reading, Loves.  PEOWW LOVES YOU ALL.

We’ll be like animals.  Watching you.  From afar.  Rich and PEOWW

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Bio-readouts are all in the green, looks like she’s alive.

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

Only God can judge us.

Unfuckwittable. That’s what you were

Friday, December 30th, 2011

Hello, Loves!

After four years of le content unfuckwittable, PEOWW (bleoww-faced killers from the Planet Sex) is changing as we know it.  Not in a good way – unfortunately we’ve decided to call it a day on the written side of the site – but the forum and PEOWWcast will continue FOREVER.

We did what we set out to do back in September 2007.  We wrote 260+ reviews telling you exactly what we thought.   It won us a few fans and pissed off a few people along the way but it was all about the games.  Not the industry, the hype, the advertising or the PR guys.  We recommended Two Worlds, we hated EA.  We were the good guys to the end!

We’ll still be around but it is an ending of sorts so thank you for reading, listening and watching.

One love.

PEOWW

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What the fuck, Peoww? What the fuck?

Saturday, March 26th, 2011

Yes, yes. We’ve got gremlins in the system. Well kind of. The old creaky server that PEOWW sat upon was such a monumental piece of shit. Luckily our chums at www.gaminglives.co.uk offered us some space on their Super Funkotron 2000. We’re currently migrating this motherfucker.

It’s been arduous thanks to how fucking bad the original server was. We’re almost there (look I’m posting – that’s an improvement!). The forum’s next. If this works we all owe Mark from Gaming Lives a blowjob and some cake.