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Social Media REACH dot ORG

Oh no!  Rather short-sightedly, when we ended PEOWW last time around –  #flouncekingz – we gave up our Twitter handle.  @peoww is super exclusive much like having a phone number made of nothing but threes.

Well, the Chinese own that now.  But we’re back with @peowwUK and this time we cannot be stopped by anything apart from our own APATHY.


It was ten years ago today…

… Sergeant PEOWWster told the world what was up with this god damned games industry.  We burned bright for five years before imploding.  We retreated back into our shell plotting our revenge against the games industry that killed our families and left us disfigured.

We came back two years later for a “bonus month of unfuckwittable content ™” just to remind the games industry that we’re still here, watching.  From beyond them trees.

And now it is November 2017.  Ten years after we first put the site together.  So it’s time for another bonus month of unfuckwittable content ™.  PEOWW:  not the heroes the games industry wants but the ones it deserves.  It’s on.

It's-a-me! Mario!

PEOWW 2.0 comes to an end.

Hello, Loves!

Well that was fun.  A bonus month of unfuckwittable PEOWW sex in your mouth.  We came to get our revenge on the games industry that murdered our families and left us disfigured but it seems the games industry has eaten itself and shat out nothing but cunts.

We’re off to get in our day-glo flying alien Chevy Malibu and try our hand at something new, something different, something that doesn’t have money-hungry publishers and supplicant game sites sucking off PR cunts for a mouthful of the next AAA blockbuster piece of shit.  Something that isn’t ‘free to play’ or full of day one DLC.  Something that isn’t voiced by Nolan North.  Something that isn’t a generic sequel to something we loved ten years ago.  Something that isn’t brought to you by the fucking GMAs or sites give out good reviews based on box art.  Something that isn’t a Peter Molyneux experiment or a fucking Kickstarter.

As ever, everything we did was for our readers, apart from the in-jokes.  They were mostly for the three of us who still play on Live but we hope we gave you a giggle and told you what lemons to avoid.  Or buy!

Thanks for reading, Loves.  PEOWW LOVES YOU ALL.

We’ll be like animals.  Watching you.  From afar.  Rich and PEOWW


Unfuckwittable. That’s what you were

Hello, Loves!

After four years of le content unfuckwittable, PEOWW (bleoww-faced killers from the Planet Sex) is changing as we know it.  Not in a good way – unfortunately we’ve decided to call it a day on the written side of the site – but the forum and PEOWWcast will continue FOREVER.

We did what we set out to do back in September 2007.  We wrote 260+ reviews telling you exactly what we thought.   It won us a few fans and pissed off a few people along the way but it was all about the games.  Not the industry, the hype, the advertising or the PR guys.  We recommended Two Worlds, we hated EA.  We were the good guys to the end!

We’ll still be around but it is an ending of sorts so thank you for reading, listening and watching.

One love.



What the fuck, Peoww? What the fuck?

Yes, yes. We’ve got gremlins in the system. Well kind of. The old creaky server that PEOWW sat upon was such a monumental piece of shit. Luckily our chums at offered us some space on their Super Funkotron 2000. We’re currently migrating this motherfucker.

It’s been arduous thanks to how fucking bad the original server was. We’re almost there (look I’m posting – that’s an improvement!). The forum’s next. If this works we all owe Mark from Gaming Lives a blowjob and some cake.